February 22nd, 2009 | Author: admin
A little humour…
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought….Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, ‘What may we do for you my son?’
He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….
Very well my son. Please follow me.’ He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.’
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

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February 09th, 2009 | Author: admin
How would you like to get married this way??!!! For us Chinese, it is really bad luck and I think no one would attend it at all!!
A real nightmare instead of wedding. It is considered bad luck and never in a million years will you see any Chinese get married this way..unless they are way off their minds!!
But hey look at it on the bright side, you don’t have to “look good” for your wedding and can save a lot of money on clothes and make up!! And, it’s also till death do them part!!!
The only thing they missed out is that, they should have their wedding reception at the graveyard…that would have been perfect. If you want to do it right, might as well do it all the way! That would be the right spirit!

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January 25th, 2009 | Author: admin
My friend posted this in Facebook and I thought that I share it here with you….very cute..
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January 19th, 2009 | Author: admin
It’s been quiet from me because I have been sick for the whole week. Now that I have been feeling better, I’m back online. I could hardly keep my eyes open to do much entrecard droppings. Also, entrecard keeps crashing on me…so frustrated!
The weekend went by without a hitch. Life is slowly back to normal considerably after recovering not to mention the pile of housework waiting for me. This winter seems to be the worst season for me. I have never been so sick for so many times in these few months concurrently.
But however sick I am, life goes on. I long for my taste buds to come back so that I can have some roasts…Sunday Roast to be exact…mmmm…I can nearly taste the turkey and Yorkshire pudding. Here’s a photo of my Sunday Roast to share with you…

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Well, I better get back to my  chores. Lastly, I would like to thank all of you who have been dropping on my card. Cheers!
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January 11th, 2009 | Author: admin

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So the “News of the Screws” gets another exclusive, this time about Prince Harry using the word ‘Paki’:
ROYAL rebel Prince Harry today stands accused of racism in a bombshell home video as he swaggers in front of his army comrades.
The soldier prince pours shame on the Royal Family as he calls an Asian squaddie “our little Paki friend” and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage veil off duty: “F*** me, you look like a raghead”—an offensive term for an Arab.
There has been some form of official apology:
Last night Clarence House issued an APOLOGY for his behaviour in the shocking video diary—in which Harry is often behind the camera giving a foul-mouthed commentary. Extracts from the shock video can be seen on only our website notw.co.uk
And the Ministry of Defence said last night: “This sort of language is not acceptable in a modern army.”
His sick remarks will not only have infuriated the Queen but could also increase tensions with Islamic groups in the UK who were outraged that he went to fight and kill Muslims in Afghanistan.
However, this is where the News of the World makes itself look idiotic…the jibe is not very recent:
The film was made in 2006, just a year after Harry was shamed for wearing a Nazi swastika at a fancy dress party and forced to make a grovelling apology.
It begins as the Prince—about to embark on training as a combat helicopter pilot—joins other cadets gathering at an airport for their flight to Cyprus. He is behind the camcorder, panning around sleeping comrades waiting for their flight.
As he films one cadet lying on the departure lounge floor, he says: “This is luxury. And here is our first example of possibly how to admin yourself (slang for looking after your kit and keeping yourself in good order) in the terminal awaiting the RAF.”
The camera pans over other snoozing soldiers, with Harry commenting “now that is bad admin, bad admin” before he suddenly stops and zooms in on the face of an unsuspecting Asian cadet yards away.
“Anybody else around here? . . . Ah, our little Paki friend . . . Ahmed,” he whispers.
After arriving in Cyprus, Harry is on exercise with his platoon when he makes his second offensive racist comment. Once again he is behind the camera, filming in the dark.
One of his comrades has put what appears to be some camouflage over his head and as he looks up at the lens Harry says: “It’s Dan the Man . . . F*** me, you look like a raghead. Look at me. Look at me . . . look away.”
The video— obtained by the News of the World— then shows the Prince on manoeuvres in Cyprus with his comrades. Harry plays on-screen reporter, turning the video on himself as he walks along. Then still a Sandhurst military cadet, he sarcastically mocks the exercise they have been given to do.
Paki as an everyday term:
I have a friend who is of Pakistani/Asian origin he uses the term ‘paki’ with his own relatives and friends a lot of the time and it’s seen, by them, as a generic term (like ‘Scouse’ for someone for Liverpool) and, in someways, a term of endearment.
I wonder if, had Harry not be royalty, would anyone have noticed?
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